The Official "Obduction Updates" Thread

The Official "Obduction Updates" Thread

Postby vidkid7 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:44 pm

Cross posted from the MOUL forums, because this really should have been here instead of there.

Previously on The Official "Open Source Uru Updates" Thread...

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OFFICIAL CYAN UPDATE:
Attempts to have a medical doctor recommend backing Obduction as a viable form of weight loss have continued to fail. At the request of The Marketing Guru, we have instead chosen to reach out to a child prodigy (who is also a doctor!) in hopes that they will provide some publicity for our new space gardening program.

Note: Official Cyan Update is not actually provided by Cyan. Any attempts to use Kickstarter or any Cyan software as a weight loss program will be met with skepticism and laughter.
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Re: The Official "Obduction Updates" Thread

Postby vidkid7 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:04 am

Official Cyan Internal Memo: Katran > Cho / 111313 / 046

To The Marketing Guru:
As it turns out, the contact information that you provided was not for a child doctor, but for an actor who portrayed one on television about twenty years ago. Despite this erroneous information, his endorsement has done well in regards to raising Obduction awareness. As of just now, we have secured 100% funding for the Obduction project. With this project secured, we can resume pouring loose change into the RAWA therapy jar.

The Community Manager and Ultimate Coin Jingler

Note: This Official Cyan Internal Memo is not provided by Cyan, and is not recommended for use as a flotation device.
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